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[craine]

Greetings.
It has come to my attention that some of you have been playing the game using your non-dominant hand, thereby allowing you to click or tap with muscles and tendons which are unfatigued whilst the rest of us slave away and risk the I'll effects of carpal tunnel syndrome and hand cramps which severely limits our ability to play with puppets.
This is radically unfair and you should be mildly ashamed of yourselves.
Being the fair minded and helpful individual that I am, I have compiled a list of practices (arranged by atomic weight) which you should employ in order to restore the balance to this game.

The following should be done with your non-dominant hand:

1) Tying your shoelaces while looking in a mirror and wearing a 1/4" slice of zucchini over one eye; your choice.
2) Sorting your sock drawer (if you have no feet, and therefore no socks, skip to #3) according to color while in the dark.
3) Delete all of your unwanted emails and messages alphabetically and individually while listening to Michael Bolton's greatest hits (both of them), as you sing along with a clothespin on your nose.
4) Pull out, one by one, every bristle of your toothbrush. If you have no toothbrush, shame on you.

[Catznchocolate]

Speaking on behalf of left handed people, there is enough disadvantage to having to use your non-dominant hand to operate equipment meant for right handed people that I will take any advantage I can get.  Without shame.

[Astral]

Speaking on behalf of left handed people, there is enough disadvantage to having to use your non-dominant hand to operate equipment meant for right handed people that I will take any advantage I can get.  Without shame.

 

As the representative of left handed people, I agree. We deserve better with the amount of things we cant do... *points at scissors* 

[Always]

As the representative of left handed people, I agree. We deserve better with the amount of things we cant do... *points at scissors* 

Hands you a can opener....

[Astral]

Hands you a can opener....

 

*Throws the can opener at Always* OPEN THE CAN YOURSELF. I AM GONNA GO GET RID OF THE LED ON MY HAND FROM WRITING AND THE BRUISES FROM THOSE NOTEBOOKS THAT HAVE RINGS IN THE MIDDLE.

[Catznchocolate]

Lol, the cans have tabs on them now, they figured out how to make the scissors work for either hand and I guess we can type so that we don't have to worry about the lead or the bruises.  But what do we do about the gear shift?

[Astral]

Lol, the cans have tabs on them now, they figured out how to make the scissors work for either hand and I guess we can type so that we don't have to worry about the lead or the bruises.  But what do we do about the gear shift?

Just don't drive... DUH???? 

 

B U S - It's healthier for the environment  

Edited by EzrealStorm, 21 August 2019 - 06:41 AM.

[Astral]

Carpool then. put your cars in a pool and they float. Healthy for the environment... 

[Catznchocolate]

Excellent idea.  Coincidentally, we do have a pool.  And maybe I can try teleportation.

[Always]

Lol, the cans have tabs on them now, they figured out how to make the scissors work for either hand and I guess we can type so that we don't have to worry about the lead or the bruises.  But what do we do about the gear shift?

Move to Australia or England or Japan

[Astral]

Excellent idea.  Coincidentally, we do have a pool.  And maybe I can try teleportation.

 

Teleportation will not work, you have to hire someone to give you powers to teleport. The only evil warlock in this city I know of is Always. 

[Catznchocolate]

I guess I will have to move closer to work then.

[craine]

Don't be the victim! Tell work to move closer to YOU!

[Catznchocolate]

Ok.  Hello, personnel?  I want to file a formal request that work move closer to me.  Why?  I am left handed and driving disabled.

[Astral]

*Enormous building suddenly has legs and walks next to your house* 

 

 

Voila! 

[Catznchocolate]

That would be awkward since we share the building with other businesses.