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[Despaira]

I need a new Side Kick. One that will inspire fear and covetousness in my opponents and make my every log in something special. The lists I have seen are incomplete and cute but uninspiring. 

 

Below is a list of Side Kicks I would love to see in a top to bottom range of awesomeness. 

 

 

Wolf (Mooning may cause punctured buttocks.)

 

Cobra (Upscale fang you up!)

 

Tarantula (A hairy spida beside ya.)

 

Vampire Bat (Bad mother sucker.)

 

Alligator (Get you later after while.)

 

Grizzly Bear (Honey glazed claws of doom.)

 

Falcon (Falconer not included.)

 

Honey Badger (She don't give a...)

 

Land Shark (Not the beer.)

 

Scorpion (Get over here!)

 

 

Which one is your favorite? Do you have any to add? Have you already found your true Side Kick or are you ready to kick it up a notch? 

 

Also if anyone has a complete list of available Side Kicks with all the pretty pictures included please post it here! 

 

 

[King of Thieves]

I want a little red ninja. 

 

Another cool idea would be a Minime that basically looks like a dwarf version of the player's toon! That would rock!!!!

 

Maybe a Bigfoot..... but name him Littlefoot!

 

And maybe some villainous sks..... Pumpkin was a good start. 

 

Kenny from Southpark!

 

A pet dragon 

 

A scary doll

 

A clown

 

Mr. Potatohead or any of the other Toy Story type characters.

 

A little kid. Call him Little Brother or her Little Sister

[King of Thieves]

I want a mini Staypuff Marshmellow Man.

[BruceARee]

I want a mini me and 1 million....donuts... ah dollars...riiiiiggghhht

[AngelicaSynn]

Who knows Brucie... with a new Avengers movie just released, an IronMan sidekick might just be a possibility... try support and make a request...

[Jagan]

A Baby dragon that grows big as it levels, please! 

[Doof]

Is there a turtle sidekick yet?

[AngelicaSynn]

not yet, but this one can keep you company until there is...

 

                              

 

                                                                     ...or did you mean a ninja turtle?

[Jagan]

Since they killed off Mikey and all maybe he can reincarnate as a HeroZero sidekick?

[King of Thieves]

I once had a ninja turtle. Actually he was a tortoise, but the book I read about him called him a box turtle. I found him climbing a fence..... the tortoise, not me.... and thought, I have to keep this ninja turtle! So I took him home and made him a pet. You might be wondering how I know it was a he and not a she, and the answer is I had another box turtle of a different species in the tank. But he didn't care. No sooner than I had put the little ninja in the enclosure, he made like James T. Kirk and boldly went where no ninja turtle had gone before. This also taught me that my other box turtle was a girl. At least, I hope she was. 

[SuperSamSam]

If we are talking Ninjas, and only ninjas,  I'm in  .

 

We, ninjas, have been dishonored by what you call " turtle ninjas ".  How can one associate the swiftness of ninjas with... turtles.

We  blame for terrible association  : Kevin Eastman, Peter Laid, and their " TMNT ". 

 

So please don't bring those horribles creatures into HZ. 

 

Let's go back to the original idea, the ninja one. 

[King of Thieves]

If you had seen how fast that turtle helped me discover the other one was a girl, you'd know their slowness is merely a ruse. When I finally let him go free, to return once more to the natural world from whence he came, it would have blown your mind to see how fast that turtle sprinted to freedom. Except, even I didn't see it. He only moved when I wasn't looking. My only gauge for his speed was the distance he covered between glances in his direction. But when ever I should look, he stopped moving altogether, only his head turned to face me. Because he was a ninja! Sly and fast, but never that you could see. He was a sneaky bastard. A turtle after my own heart. I'll miss that little guy. Speedy, I called him. But freedom ran through his veins and who am I to imprison such a glorious creature? Not to mention, I think he was plotting to kill me in my sleep...............

[SuperSamSam]

How could I doubt your testimony ?

You seem sincere .
The only explanation is that your imagination played tricks on you .

It would not be surprising, since you have great responsibilities hence great sacrifices. Sleep might have been one of them.

 

It would explain your paranoia towards the turtle. :lol:

[King of Thieves]

He wasn't just a turtle. He was a NINJA turtle! And that's what ninjas do. They kill you whilst you sleep! What is more, they are FREEDOM FIGHTERS! What choice had I but to grant him his freedom, lest he take his revenge upon me during my most vulnerable hours? Do not doubt their prowess of speed and agility, or their fighting skills. They are like Invisiboy, who only uses his powers of invisibility when no one is looking! Thus, they will never be exposed for the glorious warriors they truly are and be persecuted by jealous warlords, fearful of their might! Imagination? Paranoia? No, my Sweet. It is but honest insight into the little known ways of the NINJA TURTLE, gleaned, at great danger to myself, from our time spent together!

 

[SuperSamSam]

:lol:  I'm more into the human kind of ninjas. 

 

If I had a bunny, and I called him " Thief Bunny ". The nickname wouldn't be based on any kind of thief-like behavior from him. I just decided to call him " Thief Bunny ". Would it be a thief ? 

 

I think you can see where I'm going with this. 

[King of Thieves]

Depends on if anything went missing whilst he was there......................

 

I once had a bunny I named Pele, for his unparalleled soccer like skills of kicking his own poo everywhere whilst leaping through the air with the agility of an acrobat that studied kung-fu. I hated that rabbit. But I'll never forget that last Christmas dinner he spent with us. Oh, what a meal that was!

[SuperSamSam]

So you would associate missing things to the Bunny, even though the name " Thief " wasn't based on any thief-like behavior. 

One would expect more than judging a book by its cover, from one who claims to be the King of Thieves. 

 

Pele sounds like a lovely pet. 

[King of Thieves]

Oh, he was delicious!

[SuperSamSam]

Eating pets is not really what I feel the most comfortable doing or thinking about. 

 

Seeing battles together, winning and loosing together, learning together, it would feel like eating a teammate. 

 

 *Notthatheyaren'tdelicioustoo*

 

I have a little question for you : Did you ate the bunny because it was a edible or did you ate it because of your hatred for it ?  

[King of Thieves]

Which answer would you prefer? 

 

And for the record, after he was cooked, I loved that rabbit!