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[Astral]

Don't forget to knit a modification collar!

 

Hello,

 

How do you knit leather?

 

Best regards,

Your Hero Zero Team

[Catznchocolate]

Collars I have, can I knit gems?

[Catznchocolate]

Fashion a new cat toy from random materials you find in your house, MacGyver style.

[frafont]

do not forget to improve skills of your pet and buy extra training room

[craine]

Rename all of your sidekicks according to a common theme:

• Distant relative's who have given you a fruitcake
• The names of boys/girls who rejected you in school
• Weather forecasters who wear too much makeup
• Foods that you loathed that your parents forced you to eat
• Fast food chains that have gotten your order wrong
• Any stray bits of whatever that may be and are probably lurking underneath curry sauce

[Catznchocolate]

Or neighbors running around outside your window ignoring the stay at home mandate.

[craine]

Do you still have that set of lawn darts I gave you for your batmitzvah?

[Astral]

Rename all of your sidekicks according to a common theme:

• Distant relative's who have given you a fruitcake
• The names of boys/girls who rejected you in school
• Weather forecasters who wear too much makeup
• Foods that you loathed that your parents forced you to eat
• Fast food chains that have gotten your order wrong
• Any stray bits of whatever that may be and are probably lurking underneath curry sauce

 

Hello,

 

I do not think I have enough sidekicks for all those things...

 

Maybe I will just bake a gender reveal cake. For my pregnant pet rock.

 

Best regards,

-Astral

[craine]

YOU WIN!!!!!

(My sides hurt)

[Catznchocolate]

Organize your sock drawer by color, length, and number of holes.

[Astral]

Hello,

 

Build an enormous domino trail that goes around your room and pushes a bowling ball on the light switch, so that you can turn off the lights without getting up. 

 

Best regards,

-Astral

[craine]

Make a list of every unsanitized kitchen utensil that you wish to use to spank the morons responsible for engineering the state government website which you must use to file for unemployment. Through the use of onomatopoeia write next to each item the sound it will make (on bare skin) within a 10' x 10' x 7' empty room finished with painted drywall. Don't forget to include the approximate decibel range.

[Catznchocolate]

Sorry you guys are having such a hard time.  I actually have more work than usual.  

 

Can someone train my cat and my sidekicks to function as my personal assistants?  I don't have the time to train them myself.

[Catznchocolate]

Sort your sidekicks by color, level, and gender.

[Astral]

Hello,

 

Figure out the reason this new suit is designed the way it is.

 

 

 

Best regards,

-Astral

[craine]

Braid your chest hair.

[frafont]

go through your old documents and maybe you will find some treasure in them

[Gorkhill]

Very nice new set !

[Catznchocolate]

Does it protect against COVID-19?  I feel like maybe that is how everyone should dress nowadays.

[craine]

Make a list of 100 uses for a dead platypus:

1) Bottle opener. 2) Shoehorn. 3) Back scratcher. 4) Eyelash curler. 5) Castanet. 6) Eyebrow tweezers. 7) Belly button closer. 8) Tongs. 9) Teabag press. 10) Staple remover. 11) Neck pillow complete with an ear clip. 12) Toenail trimmer. 13) Luggage tag. 14) Armpit warmer. 15) Chip bag clip. 16) Toilet brush. 17) Clothespin. 18) Change purse. 19) ...