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#1 FaithfulAizen


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Posted 07 February 2020 - 09:03 PM



Throughout history, couples in love have created books, music, and art, but also they caused wars and controversy
From the epic story of Helen of Troy & Paris to the magnetism of Romeo and Juliet, these love affairs have stood as markers in history.
Valentine's Day is a day where we express our love through red hearts and roses, candy, and special cards.
"And while the feast of love may be one of the sweetest days of the year, the true history perhaps isn't as sweet.
• Imagine yourself on a date. We want to tell us what excuses will you use to take your phone out and check the Hero Zero app on your date.
• You only need to write an excuse like the example below.
• Publish the text in the " Forum Event" section created for this event.
•In your entry, you need to add your username and server: EXAMPLE: Nuno UK1
"-My love, excuse me a moment, I must pick up my cell phone
-I didn't hear the ringtone
-I have mute
-Oh, my love, I use the vibration mode
I'm going to the door and... I'm online!!!

Nuno UK1"
• Use your imagination!
•The Event will run for 6 days ;)
•Do not use multi-accounts, you will be disqualified from the Event.
•Each person can only get 1 prize, in 1 account and only in 1 server.
•Do not use illegal words, you will be disqualified.
•Copying a previous player is forbidden. You will be disqualified for plagiarism without warning by the moderator team. For this reason, editing is forbidden. Please check your text before posting.
• You can only get 1 reward in the entire Event (one reward per user, only).
• There are market/server restrictions, example: if you participate in UK forum Event, you can only receive a reward on UK servers.
• If there is an error in the spelling of your account name or server, use the “Report” button on your post to get the attention of a moderator. Explain what needs to be changed! A moderator will then review your request and fix the mistake.
• All the participants will receive 7 days 50% of Quest & Skills Booster.
The timeline
• This Event will take place between the 10th and 15th of February.
• Event prizes will be delivered until the 25th of February.


We wish you a happy Valentine’s Day!


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Posted 10 February 2020 - 02:40 PM

I have a friend from the police.
I make arrangements with him.

On February 14th, me and my girlfriend are meeting.
Suddenly, police sirens are heard and one car stopped in front of me and arrested me on charges of killing a mosquito and three flies.

My girlfriend panics. She starts telling the cops how it is possible to arrest me for something like that.

- Honey, I'm guilty. I have to bear the consequences.
- But these are just insects
- Step back, ma'am! - says one cop
- My dear, everything will be fine. I promise you!

And the patrol goes off. After the first turn the police take down my handcuffs, we go to get some burgers. And I'm getting into Hero Zero to do some missions.

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Posted 10 February 2020 - 03:09 PM

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Y'know what Sweetie? Every date we've ever had has been perfect because we get to know more and more about each other. And everything I learn about you makes me love you that much more. Here, there's something on my phone that will show you something about me. This is an app called HeroZero. It has a lot of really great folks who enjoy gaming that's way more casual than stealing cars and killing people. See? Right away you know I'm not a thief or a murderer. And look here. This is how quick it is to do a couple daily missions. Or you see over here how easily I gather resources from my hideout. But what's really great is the team members I get to talk to every day. You can learn a lot about someone by seeing who their friends are, right? In fact, I'll send you this link so you can join me and meet my friends. Well sure, I get some free donuts if you join. But the main thing is getting to spend more time with you, my love.

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Posted 10 February 2020 - 03:31 PM

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February 14th, me and my girlfriend are on a date. We're sitting on a romantic dinner and I can feel my phone vibrating in my pocket, then I look at the phone and I see there's a villain in the game. And since we're in the restaurant of a friend of mine, we negotiate with him to get used to me every five minutes to help him with some decisions, and during that time I beat the villain.
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Posted 10 February 2020 - 04:26 PM

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"Excuse me sweetheart as I go to the restroom, I shall be back in a moment."


Of course, while away using the restroom, HZ can come out and some missions done.

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Posted 10 February 2020 - 05:41 PM

♂️ "I hope you like this restaurant, my doe-eyed pigeon of love. This is my favorite place and I am with my newest favorite girl."
♀️ "And just how many girls have you taken here?"
♂️ "Just look at how exquisite these napkins are."
♀️ "Why do you have your phone out?"
♂️ "I want to take a picture to remember this very special moment."
♀️ "Of the napkins?'
♂️ "They really are divine. Where were we?"
♀️ "You were investing your time into textile photography."
♂️ "Ah. Here is the wine."
♀️"Did you pick it or did the waiter?"
♂️ "Uhm. The waiter. But I picked the waiter."
♀️ "How romantic. Your phone is out again. Are you texting him to thank him for the wine?"
♂️ "You're exceptionally perceptive. I like that in a woman."
♀️ "You could benefit from some perceptiveness. How long have you and your phone been married?"
♂️ "Oh, no! It's nothing like that. We're just friends! I thought after dinner we could walk across the bridge. The gas lamps reflect beautifully upon the river."
♀️ "Is your phone coming with us?"
♂️ "Sorry. I'll put it away."
♀️ "That would be nice. So, tell me about your job."
♂️ Well, when I'm not fighting crime I work as an accountant."
♀️ "Fighting crime?"
♂️ "Did I say that out loud? Uhm, yes. There is so much crime in the world. Littering, speeding, tax evasion..."
♀️ "...Using your phone on a first date."
♂️ "What? Oh. Uhm. My friend needs my help. Uhm. Yeah."
♀️ "Your friend? What's his name?"
♂️ "John..... something. He.....drives a school bus....... for children..... special needy children."
♀️ "Special needs children?"
♂️ "Uhm, no. They're just needy. He ... needs my help. There's a big accident and he wants directions for a detour so that he can deliver the children on time."
♀️ "Your friend needs your help to drive a bus load of attention seeking school kids on a crowded road at 8 pm on a Saturday night. Yes. I can see how that would be a very common occurrence. Well, Don..."
♂️ "Lester..."
♀️ "As I was saying. Well, Don Juan, I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening because I certainly don' wan' anything further to do with you. Goodbye!"

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Posted 10 February 2020 - 09:57 PM

my date: "hello, nice to see you"

me: "hello dear" *phone starts ringing and vibrating in my pocket*

my date: "what is that sound"

me: "I will check it" *takes phone and looks* "sorry love, I need to do some personal work"

my date: *not very happy look, but accepts*

me: *disappearing, logging in HZ and checking things there*

my date: "hmm, where is he" *is a bit angry*

me: after like hour or two entering the room again "I am here"

my date: "welcome but next time if you prefer some other worlds and not me, our love is gone"

me: *accepting for now*

and they lived happily even in HZ for years


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Posted 11 February 2020 - 03:35 AM

Honey, I love you so much.  Instead of a high priced fancy restaurant, let's go to a sports bar for Valentine's Day!  


Mind if you watch the game?  Silly, why would I suggest a sports bar and not let you watch the game?


I am praised as the perfect girlfriend and no one notices that I have completed all my Hero Distress calls by halftime.  



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Posted 11 February 2020 - 07:24 AM

-OMG, here she is again
-Who else? My wife
-----And what does she wants this time of hour?
-She always does this on the Valentines evening!
-----Don’t pick up

-I have to, it can be the kids, give me a moment to text her and I will be with you in a sec

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Posted 11 February 2020 - 09:54 AM

I went with my love at the cinema and of course it is not polite to talk on the phone in the cinema. So I set my phone to ring .. and here it is my excuse to go out "I'm sorry but I can't disturb other viewers. I have to go outside to talk on the phone."


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Posted 12 February 2020 - 02:17 AM

It's the night of feb 14, me and my GF almost finished with dinner in a very romantic restaurant:
- I'll be right back..
= Where are you going?!
I lay down an envelope on the table while pointing to the toilet
- Don't open it till I'm back.. I got a surprise for you
= okay dear.. Can't wait
I get out of the restaurant and she starts to get worried and call me..
I reject her call and text her: "Open it".
When she does, she finds a letter inside with my handwriting about how much I love her and that she means the world to me, and at the end I wrote "Find me" and a first clue to to an easy but long treasure hunt, with a gift and a romantic letter at every clue, which ends with me at home laying on bed playing HeroZero all night..
and we live happily ever after 😂

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Posted 12 February 2020 - 11:10 AM

My date isn't going well.  I glance down at my phone:


Me: Oh no!


Her:  What's wrong?


Me:  My cat ,Mr. Sprinkles, just fell up the stairs. Can you believe it? Up the stairs?? "Mr Sprinkles, I am coming, just gimme one minu......"  And I run out.


Her: ...


Then I chill out with my dog at home and play some HZ.


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Posted 12 February 2020 - 08:18 PM

me:Hey ,babe!


me:Whats up?

me:Im good to be here with you!

you:Me too babe,i love you so much!

her:Me too,my love!

me:Excuse me, a second babe,i have to talk with someone about something and now i remembered.and I have to go outside

her.Ok babe!

me:Love you<3





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Posted 13 February 2020 - 01:34 PM

-Oh honey,Im sorry have to go to the restroom be back in a minute.
-But we just came here, really babe?
-Cmon sweety,you now my diarrhea problem be back soon......take order for me too, love you!!!
-Fine...but hurry up.

*gets in the toilet and spends half of the energy lol while attacking a nasty villain*

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Posted 14 February 2020 - 01:26 PM

*Villain notification pops up on phone*

"Gotta run, the world needs saving, for I am a superhero"

*Lady looks angry*


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