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Stuff n Nonsense Thread
#41
Posted 05 May 2015 - 03:12 AM
The life of a Sam is only a succession of awkward moments. Like this one right here, I have no idea how to finish this statement. Thus, I'm just going to stop right here.
"Wrap your troubles in dreams, and dream your troubles away." - Kermit Ruffins.
Be nice to one another, you don't know who is behind the screen.If you take anything I say online seriously ... you should see someone.You are here to have fun, right ? So start having fun ...
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#42
Posted 05 May 2015 - 04:46 AM
Fee fi fo fum, its time for rum
#44
Posted 05 May 2015 - 05:36 AM
"Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse."
― Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita
#45
Posted 05 May 2015 - 10:16 AM
I wonder how many times an heroine can fall for the dark side, before to be considered a fallen angel.
The life of a Sam is only a succession of awkward moments. Like this one right here, I have no idea how to finish this statement. Thus, I'm just going to stop right here.
"Wrap your troubles in dreams, and dream your troubles away." - Kermit Ruffins.
Be nice to one another, you don't know who is behind the screen.If you take anything I say online seriously ... you should see someone.You are here to have fun, right ? So start having fun ...
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#46
Posted 14 May 2015 - 05:03 AM
I'm on a Mexican radio...
welcome to the jungle
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Ride the lightning
#47
Posted 14 May 2015 - 05:42 AM
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
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― Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita
#48
Posted 14 May 2015 - 07:38 AM
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? 1, 2, 3!
I'm bringing sexy back!
#49
Posted 14 May 2015 - 02:45 PM
even nostalgia ain't what it used to be
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#50
Posted 15 May 2015 - 02:47 PM
ECTAY BOOGA RA TA
#51
Posted 15 May 2015 - 02:53 PM
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?"
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.
I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks
For the town to see and hear.
And each loud "cheep" and "swaqwk" and "honk" and "quack"
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "Here lives a wealthy man."
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.
The most important men in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
"If you please, Reb Tevye..."
"Pardon me, Reb Tevye..."
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes!
And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're rich, they think you really know!
If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack
To sit in the synagogue and pray.
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall.
And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I'm bringing sexy back!
#52
Posted 15 May 2015 - 08:46 PM
ixnay on the eirdway
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#53
Posted 15 May 2015 - 11:21 PM
all day long I would
yabba dabba doo
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#54
Posted 16 May 2015 - 06:27 PM
One dark day in the middle of the night,
two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
If you don't believe the story's true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!
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#55
Posted 16 May 2015 - 08:42 PM
#56
Posted 16 May 2015 - 11:24 PM
Evil spelled backwards is Live!
Straw spelled backwards is Warts!
Pterodactyl spelled backwards is difficult to pronounce!
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#57
Posted 18 May 2015 - 06:45 AM
To be is to do. ~Socrates~
To do is to be. ~Jean-Paul Sartre~
Do be do be do. ~Frank Sinatra~
I'm bringing sexy back!
#58
Posted 20 May 2015 - 09:47 PM
what if Michael Jackson stopped before he got enough?
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#59
Posted 21 May 2015 - 03:26 AM
The girl is not ready to be no one but perhaps the girl is ready to be someone else.
― Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita
#60
Posted 21 May 2015 - 04:22 AM
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