OK, I know how it is, you're DESPERATE to join us but you're worried about what your friends are gonna say...yeah, alright, we're not in the top 10 teams, BUT!!!!! here are 5 reasons why you should join us.....
1. According to stats I just made up (and stats don't lie) you're 47% more likely to win the lottery whilst being a member of The TOXIC Avengers, 63% LESS likely to be stalked by a lama and 18% more likely to be 30% of 15%, divided by 6.2, carry the 5 and if you know your algorithims, thats a free pizza from Papajohns
2. We are fully endorsed by Mr William Shatner!!!!! He did some songs at our christmas party and drunkenly tried to make a move on our leader tpark (she kicked him to the kerb pretty quickly) As long as you don't go through all the trouble of actually CHECKING if Shatner endorsed us, everythin will be sweet, y'know, it's just that we all know it's true, why put yourself through the hassle of checking? It's a noob move if ever there was one
3. You know Robin, of Batman fame? Robin is the great grandfather of our team mate Milopheus, we get SOOOO many crime fighting tips from him (and yes, I know Robin is dead, we got a necromancer or somethin, OK?)
4.Free criticisms on your music choices....like music but don't know who you should listen to? Myself, Milopheus and Sara69 will tell you exactly why listening to Justin Beiber and Justin Timberlake is the reason you have no soul and are going to Hell. We prescribe a diet of Black Sabbath, The Ramones and Jimi Hendrix. The operation won't take long and you'll feel much better in the morning
5. We are currently ranked 73 in teams. 7 + 3 = 10, so we are technically in the top 10 teams in the game!!!!! What more reasons do you want to join us? You know it makes sense!!!!!!!!!!!
*Anything that is presented as a 'Fact' in the preceding article should be taken with not a pinch but a shovelful of salt