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[Nagadude]

Tired of not being in a team? Tired of not having a girlfriend/boyfriend? Want to join one of the elite teams in ALL of HeroZero?  We can help you with the first thing, the next 2, well...not so much.  Join us today anyway in The TOXIC Avengers for an immediate 21% stat boost, 32% xp boost, 42% cash boost, daily team and gang fights AND a shiny new donkey!*  Levels 20 and up only please as in our experience, until a HeroZero player reaches that level, they have an annoyingly high pitched voice and a strong smell of wet goat fur.

 

*Warning: I may have made up the part about the donkey...

[Nagadude]

We are currently being overwhelmed with applications, so if we don't get back to you promptly...wait...wait...sorry, UNDERWHELMED with applications...what's wrong with you people?  Did I not mention the donkey*?  Pretty sure I did...OK, here's what we'll do then.  The first 5 people to join get a SIGNED photo of Stan Lee punching a shark**!

 

*The donkey which we earlier established may or may not exist

**OK, I'll be honest, I don't have a photo of Stan Lee punching a shark but if someone does, send it my way

[Geejay]

Thank you for the giggle!  I really like this... best "ad" I've seen... If there were more people on this forum I'm sure you would be overwhelmed  

[Nagadude]

Thanks Geejay

[Gemini]

Wow.  2 months late. lol  Anywho, I wrote a lengthy message to the team leader.  I hope you guys are still active and respond to it.     Good luck recruiting! <3