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Posted 09 August 2015 - 07:34 AM

In this thread, I will be discussing ways to be a villain. If you are looking for ways to improve your in-game villainy, this is the wrong place. I will not be discussing how to improve your game here. Instead, I will, on occasion, discuss things you can do to create chaos in the world, a little bit at a time.

 

Villainous Act Number 1: The Haunting Part 1

 

First, go out and get a silkscreen made of a scary face. You want one that could pass as a haunting ghostly image. You will also need some water soluble spray adhesive and an accomplice.

 

Next, invite your victim over for a visit and make sure they stay until after the sun goes down. Tell them about some weird happenings that have been going on at your house recently and that you think the house is haunted, like the TV and other electronics going on and off. It helps if your house really is haunted. You can make up anything, really. Just try to be believable and not too over the top. 

 

While your friend is visiting, have your accomplice take the silkscreen to your visitor's car and place it on the passenger side of the windshield and spray the area with the adhesive. Make sure they remove the silkscreen and dispose of it so it won't be found.

 

When your friend finally leaves to go home, they will collect dust, insects, dirt and other debris on the adhesive in the shape of the scary face. 

 

*NOTE: The reason you use WATER SOLUBLE adhesive is so it will wash off. You don't want to do permanent damage to the vehicle. 

**NOTE: If it is raining, instead of using spray adhesive, use RainX or another clear wax.

 

 

Villainous Act Number 2: The Haunting Part 2

 

A few days after your friend's visit, call them up and tell them you think they must have a way with spirits because ever since their visit, you haven't had any problems. Also, schedule a visit over to their house.

 

Google apps online that allow you to turn your phone into a remote control for electronics like TVs. Next, go to the store and pick up a bar of clear antiperspirant. Be sure to take it with you to your friend's on your visit.

 

While at your friend's house, use the app on your phone to turn the TV and other devices on and off and switch channels. Be sure you can quickly switch over to text mode and have your accomplice text you regularly so it looks like you're just using your phone for texting. 

 

When the opportunity arises, sneak into the bathroom your friend showers in and use the antiperspirant to write them a message on their bathroom mirror like "GET OUT!" This way, when they shower, the mirror will fog up except where your message is and look like ghost writing.

 

Bid your friend farewell and wish them luck with the spirit that apparently followed them from your house to their's.

 

After you get home, pat yourself on the back for furthering the cause of chaos.

 

HAIL HYDRA!

 

Tune in next week for some Government Conspiracy Magic!


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