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#1 leapinglizard

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Posted 25 July 2015 - 12:55 PM

Ok I have done so much in this world, seen so much. I need to share so give me a famous person (dead or alive) or landmark or event etc and I will tell you about my personal experiences with the above. Ask questions and I will tell all.
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Posted 25 July 2015 - 04:17 PM

Why did you send me dead batteries when I asked you for them?  



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Posted 25 July 2015 - 04:38 PM

Why did you send me dead batteries when I asked you for them?



Well those were special batteries, me and Thomas Edison, had worked on them. I must have misunderstood your request with the Smithsonian. Ifyou would kindly return the priceless batteries I will send you a dollar for each. Thanks
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Posted 25 July 2015 - 04:50 PM

Well those were special batteries, me and Thomas Edison, had worked on them. I must have misunderstood your request with the Smithsonian. Ifyou would kindly return the priceless batteries I will send you a dollar for each. Thanks

Not bad!  I made a profit on this  :D


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Posted 25 July 2015 - 05:00 PM

Has your tail ever fallen off in battle?



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Posted 25 July 2015 - 05:15 PM

Has your tail ever fallen off in battle?


Yes it has I was on the front line with the heavy artillery and General George Patton gave us orders to keep firing, well we had ran out of shells but when Patton makes an order you follow it, so yank and we fired my tail instead of shells from the cannons.
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Posted 25 July 2015 - 09:02 PM

Is it true about you and Marie Curie?


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#8 leapinglizard

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Posted 25 July 2015 - 09:26 PM

Is it true about you and Marie Curie?


Manya (look it up) was what called her.Answering obscure questions about me and other women I have learned to avoid this I will say she was a very nice lady who liked tether ball, lots. She made living in Warsaw worthwhile.

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Posted 25 July 2015 - 09:28 PM

I love tether ball.....just sayin......


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Posted 30 July 2015 - 01:34 PM

Did Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanova survive and what kind of a dude was Rasputin, really?


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#11 leapinglizard

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 02:27 PM

Did Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanova survive ?


Yes she pulled off an incredible escape and actually made it to the United States where she is now buried with al capone. Although it may be better if you kept this between us.

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 02:37 PM

what kind of a dude was Rasputin, really?


Grigory Efimovich Rasputin was a really strange guy especially after the transformation at age of 18. We used to hang out he threw lots of parties. Let's see there's a few things you are not aware of, he was a great snooker player, he was an avid bird watcher but hated bees.

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 07:41 PM

You know when the Titanic went down? Just where EXACTLY were you? just asking.... 


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Posted 30 July 2015 - 08:01 PM

I was assisting Juliette Gordon low




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