This is going to take a while.
Thank you, thanks to all of you.
Thanks to my team, for putting up with my bad puns…
Really, they are so bad, they hurt people.
Not even mentioning my ramblings, my spam of pictures, my spam about Netflix, my spam about Youtube, my spam about food, my spam about crushing the other teams (= I still wuvv y’all from other teams, but seriously.. you know that Sam has no mercy team-wise. " No-feelings Sam " came from somewhere..) my spam about spamming…
You get the picture.
Sometimes, they laugh just to be nice and thank you for that.
Thanks to all my US3 server friends.
( Yes, all of you… I’m sorry I’m not writing names, because those are probably my last minutes with any wi-fi for a while)
Emailing you guys is truly the highlight of my day.
And, really, anyone who puts up with my “ jokes” must be truly a brave hero or a unicorn or an equally silly Viking .
The fact that you respond to my unnecessarily long letters by equally long letters surprises me, every single time.
I make really bad jokes.. One day, I will take the time to write an apology letter... one day.
The staff.
My first posts on the forum were about you, and how much I truly admire you.
Especially when I think of how much dedication you need to have…
I get stuck in awe.
You are not just simple programmers, you are architects of laughters and happiness.
Bringing happiness, all around the globe, is not something puny humans can do.
I probably complain about this game more than I should, but it’s because I know that you are listening.
Updating your system and literally stepping up your game, every single day.
You also are responsible of my addiction to HZ. Really, I’m supposed to be on a vacation with great weather, but I’m thinking about training and tournaments…
I promise that you will be held responsible if I die of intense laughter. That’s only fair, isn’t it ?
Now, I want to congratulate the human being(s) who shares my weird sense of humor.
Thank you for writing the missions’ descriptions.
Do not worry, someone reads them and thinks they are hilarious.
I have a collection of the funniest on my computer. I used to pick missions on a “ Which one is the funniest” scale.
It was lots of fun . Then, I became a greedy hero and started caring about stats.
Thank you to all my nicknames’ givers... " Thank you " ..
Thanks to you behind your computer or phone for :
- Giving your input and listening to others’.
- Making this community a better place.
- Being a pixelated hero or zero.
- Not throwing pixelated punches… If you did throw punches, thank you for making reign some kind of “ justice” .
- Reading this far.
- Accepting the fact that I have no more bullet point, because there is only so much I can assume about you.
I've too much to be thankful for, but not enough time to say it all.
Some things are best hidden in the shade of mystery.