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[stevetheone]

 Oi you. Yes you. Get here now. Lets have a look at you. Yes you'll do. What, you have questions? Join the queue, everyone in TURBULENCE has questions and only 1 person can answer them.

[PrivateAvenger]

Do you feel lost and alone?

 

Do you yearn for more than throwing old cassette tapes at the bad guys?

Not enough turbulence in your life?

Whether you are a bumbling fool roaming the streets of Humphreydale or the suave super flying high, having your life story told in Yollywood. If you want more we may have that missing piece of your life. 
Come visit us in our comfortable secret Hideout The New Turbo Cave hidden in the depths of Ryan’s mom’s basement. We have all you need to become the hero of your dream.

We got boxes of stuff that you can throw at people. We can teach you the proper way to toss an eight track tape. Plus you’ll get plenty of practice at dodging things to, just say the wrong thing to Pink and she’ll be glad to instruct you in the art of dodging erm.. just about whatever she can lay her hands on. (Better hope it’s not you)

Here in US2 we have the knowledge and useless information that you have been looking for. Some have even accused us here in Turbulence as being nice people. Then there is that other stuff but pay no attention to what those people say. 

So if you’re an active hero that want more out of a game stop on by let us know. 

Now for more information about Turbulence I’m proud to present some dude that hangs out in the corner. 

[AngelicaSynn]

Bopping the bad guys getting a little boring?

 

Then maybe you need more TURBULENCE in your life!

We can definitely shake up your current case of the ho-hums...

 

Ask us anything

 

(doesn't mean we'll answer, and too many questions may well be looked at a sign of weakness... but, hey, you can ask...).

 

Just send a message to Turbulence, US2 today...

 

(we'll answer when we get around to it, pizza and beer takes time too, ya know...)

 

PS-If you're not real active, or whine when you get hit, don't bother...

[JacetheMindsculptorBeleren]

Though I am loath to admit it, Turbulence here in the US servers honestly is the best place any member of HZ can go to. 

 

I have no choice but to support them as otherwise I will be banned and this goddess knows full well that Turbulence when on the warpath can not be negotiated with without lots of money health insurance bills lawyers and unlimited amounts of food being sent desperately to appease them.

 

As to how I know you ask? Let's just say they helped save my life and this goddess always repays her debts to mortals.

[stevetheone]

Wow, an endorsement. We must be doing something right. Now all we need is some people to start turning up. Don't look at me funny like that (we already have got someone who does that). Just come on by and say yes to Turbulence, it's the best way to get crazy with friends (well that's what we tell each other).

[AngelicaSynn]

If you're hesitant 'cause you're not already crazy... Don't worry... We can train you...