I haven't seen a post for this so if I missed it, I apologize. In any case, post your (preferably fun/humourous/clever/unique) Hero Description here.
MyMaster:
Through the underwhelming power of outrageous ego bad-doers will be stopped from bad-doing. Period. No, not period, exclamation point! Is that enough? I could do it with a villain-anti-hero type voice and laugh if you like. I hear anti-heroes are all the rage. Not the Incredible Hulk type of rage, obviously. That would be bad. Or bad doing. Whichever. Am I not supposed to have a cave? A polar hideout? I'll settle for an Ice Castle. No? An Igloo? A bat snow mobile? Ok, fine, where I do I find some sponsors? Will pose for gadgets. Call my sign maker! What do you mean I have no minions? sighsss... (heroic sighs, obv)
***Ever dream of saving the world? Why not settle for the empty rewards of free compliments as a minion? Apply now! (Must supply own uniform and health insurance)***