Dear Auntie Pink ( and PowerBottom too apparently :lol: ) ,
I can assure you that I love myself :lol: ... a lot.
Far from self-centered, I acknowledge my vices and my goodness. I try my best.
I'm starting to think that true love is trying to hide from all my confidence .
One way...or the other, I'll find it.
I wouldn't mind receiving a weapon, just make sure there is no blood stains on it.
Now tell me, isn't that true love only possible in Disney movies ?
So far, that is what I came to understand.
Also, the problem with cars is that they never change... Isn't that going against the whole " grow old together " disney theory ?
With a tinsy bit of humor,
SuperSamSam
Dear SuperSamSam
Thanks for asking!
PowerBottom tells me he has his own column of which he is very proud as it is large and well used but apparently doesn't mind helping out occasionally if someone needs some advice in areas I'm not familiar with. Such as true love which I always thought was a marketing device to sell Hallmark cards but my friends tell me it's real. And I was bridesmaid at PB's wedding. (I say "bridesmaid" more like "squished bit of goo" seeing as I'd just fallen to earth from somewhere the wrong side of Jupiter in a Hummer, long story. But they let me come to the dinner afterwards so it counts.) (I got better)
where was I? Oh yes. If you want the King of Thieves weapon I say go out and get it, don't wait for him to come to you, he's notoriously poor at picking up on hints. Like some guys I knew wrote to him and said "please stop hitting us and taking our money" and he just carried right on taking their money and hitting them, didn't get the hint at all. Serve them right for picking on defenceless ninja villagers that's what I say. Also "thanks for the tip off about the rich people".
Even Disney has given up on the notion of True Love (see Magnificent or whatever that movie is called. Seriously, see it, it's a great movie). So yes, stick to loving yourself and letting people hang out with you if you feel like it.
The thing with cars is that you just replace the parts and keep going. Like I have a beautiful old 1985 Audi Quattro. Still going strong. With regular oil changes, services and proper maintenance, I see no reason why a human relationship shouldn't last just as well. I suspect most humans don't look after their cars properly either. Stupid people.
Hope this helps.
Whatever
Aunty Pink